March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
February 2012
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– President Barack Obama
(via heirofslytherin)
picturesquesmiles asked: hey! i should be home this weekend. let's chill. :)
My reaction to anything Meryl from now on
ilovettt:
1 tag
That show makes me want to climb a mountain:... →
kayleelovesstrawberries:
cross off the things you’ve done.
Graduated high school.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a...
An exact timeline of last night's Oscar win for...
makesmewhoiam:
Colin: “And the Oscar goes to… MERYL STREEP.”
Every Streeper:
*Meryl kisses Don, runs up on stage*
Every Streeper:
Meryl: “Oh my God, thank you…”
Every Streeper:
*Realization of third Oscar win hits every Streeper*
Every Streeper:
*Meryl starts to talk about Don and they have a moment*
Every Streeper:
*Meryl leaves the stage*
Every Streeper:
*Award...
3 tags
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
It used to be about trying to do something. Now it’s about trying to be someone.
– Margaret Thatcher (via imfeelingstreeptastic)
An Open Letter to When People Turn to You as The...
unitedstatesofmeryl:
When I become famous I will just come onto tumblr...
lmaogtfo:
2 tags
the 14 responses to that CWS question about meryl...
we seriously need a streeper party. stat.
2 tags
buckthefutcher:
imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
I don't care which sexuality my child is. They can...
2 tags
If you met Meryl and she asked you to do something...
because apparently if you say yes, you may be “obsessed, borderline pathological and suffering seriously from CWS (Celebrity Worship Syndrome)
da fuck
am i the only one who would consider doing this?