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enriquesmole: call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
thernardier: “you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
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bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
4chanofficial: 4chanofficial: what did the cowboy say when he fell “help i’ve fallen and i cant giddy up”
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When I look at old pictures of myself
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