May 2013
likeafieldmouse:
Max Bruch - Kol Nidre, Op. 47 -...
internet-slang:
Do horses say hold your humans when they tell other horses to calm down
cosmo sex tip #1925
enriquesmole:
call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
thernardier:
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
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People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via aeferg)
Have you realized that your age is the number of...
lolzpicx:
erossum:
awkwardlilgirl:
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
are-you-my-tennant:
neilpatrickheaven:
i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go
#favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
Totally Depressed
classicalmusichumor:
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4chanofficial:
4chanofficial:
what did the cowboy say when he fell
“help i’ve fallen and i cant giddy up”
reblog if u r part of the bach fandom
When I look at old pictures of myself
peoplecallmethings:
areasonableamountofkatharines:
allisonthenerdmachine:
On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
a modest proposal
